Showing posts with label Flash Fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flash Fiction. Show all posts

Thursday, 5 December 2024

Interview with the vampire

 

“So this is what an empty nest feels like,” she thought.

Sam stared at her daughter’s room – it had never been so tidy. Years of threats, pleas, and bribes hadn’t worked. But now, looking at the neatly made bed, she thought she had never felt so devastated.

“I knew it was coming, but expectations and experiences are two entirely different things, aren’t they?”

She had done what had she needed to. Jack was in Seattle, and doing quite well for himself, though God only knew what he did. He had pitched in for Mary’s fees at university. 

She had raised good kids.

John and Mary. How much Mike had hated those names. He wanted to name their eldest Ethan. “He’s going to get mocked for the rest of his life. A bathroom? A hooker’s client? Think of what you’re doing, Sam!” he’d said.

“My dude, our name is Cox. If he gets shit for anything, it will be because of that, won't it, Mike Cox?”

That had shut him up.

Still, she had considered the name Frederick. Fred was a good name, she thought. Fred Rogers. Fred Astaire. Right Said Fred? Umm. No. There were good Freds and bad Freds. Good-Fred-Bad-Fred. She wondered if it was a tongue twister, like Good-Blood-Bad-Blood.

It had been the same with Mary. Mike had wanted to call her Abigail. She had exploded. “Do you want to call her a lady’s maid? Look it up. That’s what it means.”

She wondered if the battle over baby names had contributed to the divorce. Mary was five, Jack was ten. It was the day after Jack's birthday that Mike told her that he was leaving.

They had been married for eleven years.

She sighed. It had been a hard time, but it had been worth it. Mike had been generous with the child support, though neither of her kids were close to him, they still talked.

As she made to leave Mary’s room, she glanced in the mirror.

She stopped, shocked.

The woman looking back at her was old. Tired. “Saggy and shapeless. Anonymous”, she sighed. “Is this what I’ve become?”

Outside, the sun was setting, and clouds were gathering. The house was oppressive in its emptiness.

“I can’t stay in here. I need to clear my head,” she thought.

 There was a cool breeze, and that smell of impending rain.

She walked swiftly. The streets were deserted and she was in Walsh Park when the rain started.

“Yep. That’s all I need,” she said, as she hurried to shelter in a small summer house.

She stood there shivering as the rain poured down.

“You…are a lucky woman.”

The voice was deep and rich, the auditory equivalent of hot chocolate during a snowstorm. It had a slight English accent.

She turned, startled, and a little scared.

There was a man in the summerhouse as well. He was tall, slightly pale and very good looking. His black hair was combed neatly back, with a streak of grey at each temple. He had a neatly trimmed moustache and a goatee – something she normally abhorred, but it made him look distinguished.  Even in the half light, she could see that he was expensively and formally, dressed – his clothing wouldn’t have looked out of place a hundred years ago – that overcoat – greatcoat, really, looked expensive but well worn.

He didn’t look like a serial killer, but then who could tell.

Still, she couldn’t resist a snort.

“Hah. And why is that, may I ask?”

He smiled. “Well, you are here alone with a vampire, a sated and contented one, but a vampire nevertheless”.

She couldn’t help it. She threw her head back and laughed.

“My dude! Is there a cosplay convention going on?”

He seemed puzzled, then his face cleared. “Ah, costume play. No, I just like to dress appropriately,” he said.

“So there’s no danger of you putting the bite one me? Leaving me drained of all my blood?”

He seemed a little irritated.

“Don’t people learn basic physiology these days? The human body contains five litres of blood. Do you know what would happen to you if you drank five litres of water in one sitting? You would die. It’s the same for us. A good drink would probably be half a litre – what you could safely donate to a blood bank. If I wanted to kill someone, I would just rip their throats out.”

He paused and smiled again. This time she noticed his teeth where white and very sharp.

“And no, you’re in no danger. I’ve just fed, and I think I’ve fed off someone who was extremely…lapidated? So at the moment, I’m feeling unexpectedly serene.”

“Lapidated?”

He paused, looking puzzled.

“Is that not the right word? I was under the impression it was a slang word for cannabis intoxication”

“Wait, you’re telling me you fed off a stoner and now you’re stoned?” she laughed.

He threw his head back and laughed as well.

“It’s really hard to keep up with slang, you know. And I was taught to avoid it when I was a child, and old habits die hard.”

“And is all that stuff true? Holy water and crosses? Wooden stakes and beheading? Garlic and silver?”

He laughed again.

“Tell me, how many creatures you know would survive a beheading? Or a stake through the heart, wooden or otherwise? As for the crucifixes and holy water? That’s all Stoker’s guilt. He loved Irving, and was ashamed of it, and so he threw in the stuff about crucifixes and holy water.”

He went on.

“It’s all nonsense you know. A devout child of Israel can flash his Star of David for all he’s worth. Won’t affect me in the least. Though one of them drew blood with a menorah, once. Or imagine one of your – what are they called these days? Hedge fund managers? waving his portfolio at me. Irritating, but utterly harmless. And I must say I don’t particularly like the taste of them.”

“And as for the garlic,” he looked at her with an impish grin that changed the character of his face, “That was my idea, I’m afraid. I was having dinner with Stoker and Irving, and we had just finished a very fine baked haddock with garlic and herbs, and Stoker was going on about vampire folklore, so I made up that bit about vulnerability to garlic. Never thought the man would actually put it into his book – or that the book would sell so well. Still, it makes me chuckle.”

"So Stoker, I assume, is Bram Stoker? Who's Irving?"

"Was. Sir Henry Irving. Theatre impresario, Actor. Producer. A man of many talents, and Stoker's employer - and the love of his life." 

Despite its weirdness, Sam found herself enjoying the conversation.

“So, who did you drink from? Some young thing at the Sapphire Lounge?”

“Is that the name of the local night club? No, it was just a man I came across in this park earlier. He was dozing on the park bench and I was thirsty. Though I realize that dozing may not have been the appropriate verb now”

He smiled. He smiled a lot, Sam thought, and it didn’t look fake ... or predatory. She found herself smiling too.

“But, its like solid food. Sometimes you want steak and potatoes, sometimes you want to send out for Chinese. Sometimes you crave a good penne primavera, with lots of Parmesan. People are like that. Sometimes you want something young, tender. Sometimes you want something seasoned, mature. Good blood and Bad blood doesn't depend on age.”

He looked at her, appraisingly.

Sam felt a shiver. She wasn’t sure if it was fear. 

“Oh, don’t worry. I’m quite enjoying our conversation, especially since its so one-sided. And I’m so full that you aren’t in any danger even if you wanted to be.”

“You know, I’m not sure if I should feel relieved or insulted by that!” she said. “Unfortunately, I’m not surprised.”

He looked at her strangely. “Humans are strange. They’re both clay and the potter, the stone and the sculptor. And shaping yourself makes your blood richer, you know, instead of letting it get shaped. The end result is always better when you are the one doing the shaping.”

“Wait, are you giving me a motivational speech?”

He smiled. “I am, still, very … stoned?”

The rain had stopped.

“And this is where we must part. It was a pleasure meeting you …”

“Sam. Samantha Cox,” she said.

“Alexander Trevelyan. As I said, a pleasure. And now I need to find my coffin”

“Wait seriously, a coffin?”

“We are, after all, creatures of habit,” he said.

And then he was gone.

On her way back, Sam saw that the lights of the gym were on.

“Clay, eh?” 

She went inside.



It had been such a long time. She had worked out until every part of her body was sore. She was so tired that she almost fell asleep in the shower.

When she woke up, the morning light was streaming through the open window. She still ached all over, but she also felt curiously...content. There was a slight tingling in her neck. She felt two small punctures near her throat.

Sam sat up bolt upright. A small ivory card fell on the sheets.

On it, in neat copperplate writing were the words “Good blood!”.


Friday, 11 October 2013

Flash Fiction - 3 : The Pornographer

"The trouble with porn these days is that everything has been done," said Kanjilal Cwmbullet. "But, now, I have a idea that will be the first original idea thing since the original sin."
"What would that be, Cwmber?" asked Caiaphas Crown, his assistant.
"The evolution of nunsploitation. The pinnacle of prophet perversion. Gods going at it," said Kanjilal.
"Religious porn?" asked Caiaphas.
"Indeed," said Kanjilal.
Greek God Gangbang was an instant success. It started with Kratos fans, and spread quickly among the general public. Historians and bestialists praised the realistic depiction of the taking of Europa. Myth nerds marvelled at the accuracy of Io's seduction. The Daily Beast featured an interview with Kanjilal on its home page. Time magazine put him on its cover. Rick Riordan and the Olympian Society contemplated legal action. Gawker and Fleshbot tripled their pageviews with their coverage of the phenomenon. Bunnies, the vibrator manufacturer, launched a new line of Hephaestus devices - "The mythical experience for the Venus in you." Jon and Lon Long, the real life twins who played Castor and Pollux, became superstars.
"This is just the beginning," announced Kanjilal to Tracy Clark Flory. "Our next production is going to be the greatest thing in porn ever. The porn industry's Intolerance. There will be four stories - The Rasa Leela from Hinduism, The Last Supper from Christianity, Mohammed and his harem, and the Bodhisatva Avalokiteswara helping a group of villagers achieve Nirvana. They will be linked by images of the procreation principle - a man and a woman lost to time and space - doing what they do best.  I'm planning to get James Deen to play the role of Krishna, but he will have to shave and get his skin dyed blue. That sequence should cater to the milf lovers - after all, the gopis were older than Krishna. The last supper, will be where Mary Magdalene is on the menu. And the Islam scene will be the mirror image - the prophet (pbuh) with his 13 wives. And finally, the Avalokiteswara scenes will have things that should stimulate viewers of all orientations. Or we may replace that with a section titled Dawkins Duz Darwin - that's a twofer right there - catering to the gay community and atheists"
"Aren't you afraid that most people who identify with these religious or atheist groups may find this concept offensive?" asked Clark Flory.
"Oh, we will take great care that we don't stereotype. All the actors who play the main characters will all measure the same. We do not want to people fighting over whose prophet or god is bigger. Holy Fucks - that's the working title - wants to unify all religions through the one one thing that unifies people. Sex," said Kanjilal.
Word spread about Holy Fucks. Pat Robertson raged about it on TV. Even Pope Francis said that it may not be the best idea in the world. The mullahs of Iran went beyond fatwas to fatwhaaaa???s. In Sri Lanka and Burma, the buddhists stopped butchering others to protest the film.
Kanjilal was delighted. "The publicity is superb," as he got off the Emirates flight to Ahmedabad. He was met by a mob of infuriated Hindus, Muslims and Christians, and a lone Buddhist, who attacked him in perfect harmony.
The Nobel Prize for Peace that year was the first one awarded posthumously. "For services in uniting religions all across the world," read the accompanying citation.


Wednesday, 9 October 2013

Flash fiction - 2

I'm a sucker for punishment...


"The peeper is out," said Neha. She was standing on the balcony. Dev thought she looked beautiful, in her white T-shirt, against the backdrop of the green and scarlet of the bougainvillea that cascaded down from the top floor. It was Saturday evening.They would have to leave for a party soon, but now, there was just enough time to savour the end of a beautiful day. He picked up his glass of Pepsi joined her.

The peeper was the man who lived in the apartment across the road. They didn't know his name, but he spent a lot of time on his balcony, ostensibly looking at his roses - he did grow beautiful roses - but most of the time, he was looking at their apartment, checking Neha out. At first, they hadn't noticed it -they had moved into their apartment only three months before, and the peeper wasn't the only one trying to get a look at the new couple that had moved into the neighbourhood. There were the old women who counted the boxes the movers brought in, the housewives who evaluated the furniture, the watchmen who tried to strike up conversations with the movers and the men who checked Neha out.

Men were always checking Neha out. It made Dev both proud and a little apprehensive. He still wondered why she had chosen him. Things settled down soon after. The old couple who lived on the first floor were decent people. And since both Dev and Neha worked, the apartment was usually empty, coming to life only at around 9 pm. But the peeper stayed interested. As soon as their car swung into the lane, he would be out on the balcony. Sometimes Dev and Neha considered drawing the curtains and shutting the glass doors that led to the balcony, but it seemed silly to shut themselves in. "We're just encouraging him to continue peeping, you know,"said Dev.

"Let’s give him some more encouragement," smiled Neha. She went over to the balcony railing and bent over, leaning on it. "Let's do it here, now," she said. Dev gaped. "You're crazy!" he said.

She turned her head and gave Dev a long, slow wink. "But in a good way," he said, tugging at his track pants. They put on quite a good show, Dev thought to himself, as they got dressed for the party. It was nearly 1 am when they returned. They were both pleasantly buzzed. They were about to turn into their lane when Dev saw that it was completely blocked by cars. There were people standing in small groups, talking in muted voices, in front of their apartment. Dev and Neha got out of the car and went up to a group near a Toyota that was parked in front of his gate. Subramanian, the old man who lived in the ground floor apartment, was one of them. "What happened," Dev asked. "Kumar Gowda passed away this evening," was the whispered reply. "Kumar Gowda?" asked Dev. "The gentleman in 301 - the apartment right across the street to you? Heart attack, I think. Happened this evening. His wife found him on the balcony, poor woman." A driver moved the Toyota away from the gate. Dev and Neha walked back to their car in silence. "Maybe we shouldn't have done it," said Dev. "Maybe he shouldn't have looked," said Neha.

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

Flash fiction

I was reading this story about flash fiction, and decided to try my hand at it.

Gandhi Jayanti

Gandhi Jayanti, and my divorce is a year and a day old. I haven’t spoken to my wife since. My ex-wife, that is. I’m still getting used to that term. Now I live in a small apartment next to the Bangalore’s Malleswaram station, a lonely 42-year-old with a cat called Smithers to keep him company.  Smithers is pure white, and is so well fed that he looks like a snowball.
My second floor window looks down on the rail tracks and the wilderness on either side. There are rat holes hidden in the undergrowth, and sometimes a snake makes its way into the apartment block. It doesn't affect me that much, though the Nairs on the ground floor have had to deal with the occasional rat snake. Sometimes I worry about Smithers, but not too much. His laziness is his protection.
My lane doesn't see much traffic, but this morning there was a small Tempo van, with the words "Apollo Hospital Emergency Medical Supplies" painted on the side. A man in grey was unloading a carton of "Ruchi Tea."  He waved to me as I picked up my newspaper. Today is a dry day, and a holiday. I had stocked up with a bottle of Royal Stag whisky which I hit at about half past eight in the morning. The cook came and went. I ate, and drank some more. By around two the bottle was nearly empty and I was having trouble keeping my eyes open. I dozed.
I'm not sure when I woke - it may have been six - it may have been seven. It was not yet dark outside, but there was little light in the room. My drawing room is long and L-shaped with the bed and TV occupying the base of the L. Smither's den was at the top. And I could see Smithers, a fuzzy white blur in the darkness. I was still drunk - the smell of whisky hung heavy in my mouth - but I could see something moving on the floor. Something big.
It was a snake. Not a rat snake, but a python - a rock python, its dappled off-white body with brown markings making it just a series of sinuous movements against the floor tiles in the gloom. It was gliding unhurriedly towards Smithers - who was either frozen in fear or too lazy to move.
I just watched. I wasn't horrified or anything, just stuck in that state between sleep and wakefulness, not sure if I was dreaming.  Then, Smithers tried to make a run for it, padding out of his corner. The snake moved, faster than I could think, and had wrapped himself around the cat.
I jumped out of bed - not sure of what I could do - but knowing I had to do something. But I was slow. The snake had released Smithers, and had somehow managed to tear him open like a melon. I could see the red of his insides as the snake rooted around. Pythons aren’t supposed to behave like this. They unhinged their jaws and swallowed their prey. They didn't disembowel them. I stared. The snake lifted its triangular head and looked back at me, incuriously.
"I taught him to do that, you know," someone said. I realized that there was another person in the room. It was a man in a grey t-shirt who had been sitting in the corner. He got up. I couldn't see his face, but he was short and stocky. "I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you were here," he said. "But it's all for the best. We feast tonight." He had a knife in one hand and a fork in another. When he smiled, his mouth was full of teeth.
(655 words)

So that's 155 words over the word limit. Obviously, there's a lot of dreck, and it's quite derivative, but still...